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claudiaajesica:

(*Singing) Do you want to bulid a cement man ? 

needlekind:

if you get a group of at least five people between their late teens and early/middish twenties and have one of them quote spongebob squarepants i swear to god they can kill half an hour at minimum just quoting random and often unrelated spongebob snippets back and forth at each other nigh verbatim without any other conversation, this is basically science

always apologize but never be sorry
advice I got from a dunkin donuts employee one time (via literallygoth)

spenceromg:

I hate it when netflix pauses and asks me if im still watching like yeah you actually think i got up and started doing something with my life bitch put my show back on

I’m upset and I want new clothes

ferociousfanwarrior:

youknowyouarerussianwhen:

This professor could not find a projector and drew the map of the world himself.

"I’m not an artist"

ferociousfanwarrior:

youknowyouarerussianwhen:

This professor could not find a projector and drew the map of the world himself.

"I’m not an artist"

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